My current internal monologue …
Oh God, I have a muffin top. Tapering is making me fat.
Would cropped running tights or full length make me look slimmer. Must remember to do a fat-test in the mirror later. Add that to the to-do list.
I only wish I had had a more positive response to the question ‘Can I wear Spanx whilst running a marathon?’
[To boyf] Wake up!! Do you think I’m putting weight on? I think I’ve put weight on.
[Boyf briefly opens his eyes with a look I’ve seen on wildlife documentaries, right before the lion eats its prey. Makes a token ‘You’re not fat’ comment and rolls over]
Well, I have put weight on. And I don’t think I’ve put in enough training. This is going to be a nightmare. Should I do a long-ish run tonight?
No, you shouldn’t run tonight, you mentalist! It’s five days before the marathon. This isn’t in the plan. STICK TO THE PLAN.
I think my knees aching. Is it an ache or a pain? Pain score it.
Erm, it’s a 6. Is 6 good or bad? I need emergency physio.
How early can I call the physio? What time is it anyway? 6am!!!
Why can’t I sleep beyond 6am anymore? This has happened every morning for almost a week.
I bet I oversleep on Sunday morning. Must remember to set more than one alarm. Add that to the to-do list. I’m probably going to need another bit of paper. It’s quite long.
Is everyone else running London going through this?